#nofilter #nomakeup #turnup
No car keys on this chain dawg #turnip #turntup #whatsthedifference #wow
I may have taken over Europe but you have taken over my heart. <3
ppl from california who never stop talking about california…..and in n out burger….and weed…..and the beach…..like…….speed up those tectonic plates and just become an island already….no one cares
someone has obviously never had in n out
I keep losing followers what the frick frack stop that
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
That one time I cut my hair. #wow
Hi I eat McDonald’s too much.